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Monday, May 07, 2007

Jordan Badnell

6:44am April 30th

Amy my problems definitely exceed my restraints. I started drinking just to get your attention, but now I'm afraid it has become an addiction. This constant drunken downward spiral has left me dizzy. Amy, I just... I just don't know anymore. Who am I? I have become a liquored up monster. I am beseeching for your help. Help me Amy.

Amy Koenig

10:03am April 30th

Jordan, I have been worried for quite some time about this. You know that you had me from the start, alcohol or no. Your addiction has since come between us.
I am afraid that an intervention must be staged. If you refuse, it pains me to say, we will be over. I hope you can see how important this is through your drug and alcohol induced haze.

Forever yours but only if you aren't a booze hound,
Amy.

Jordan Badnell

2:50pm April 30th

Oh God, it pains me to read this Facebook message Amy, for every word that you type is true. In the beginning I was hesitant to even talk to you, as my confidence plummented below my standards. You were an Egyptian Queen and I was nothing but a tomb builder, but after just one sip of that sweet intoxicating ale a surge of fearlessness took over my body. I couldn't just stop at one sip though, no, my ego craved more. What I thought was bringing us closer was, in retrospect, only tearing us farther apart. This past year has been rough as my drunken stuporous rage has lead me through many harsh mental and physical changes. I know I can't tolerate much more of this. The thought of an intervention petrifies me but I realize it is my only option if I want to be with you Amy. I am ready to change.

Amy Koenig

6:39pm April 30th

cool, maybe afterwards we can go for a drink?

Jordan Badnell

8:11pm April 30th

Yeah, I'm down.

10:17 PM - 38 views - 4 eprops - 2 comments - email it

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Are you serious?

3:33 PM - 11 views - 4 eprops - 2 comments - email it

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Whoever goes the longest without commiting male sodomy wins the contest! says:

holy shit that was fucking disgusting

Whoever goes the longest without commiting male sodomy wins the contest! says:

don't send shit like that shit anymore

Whoever goes the longest without commiting male sodomy wins the contest! says:

I seriously feel like I'm about to fucking puke you son of a bitch piece of dumbass

Whoever goes the longest without commiting male sodomy wins the contest! says:

oh my god I feel so fucking sick

Whoever goes the longest without commiting male sodomy wins the contest! says:

you asshole you are going to make me pue my balls out through my throat

Whoever goes the longest without commiting male sodomy wins the contest! says:

Fuck man, ughh

Whoever goes the longest without commiting male sodomy wins the contest! says:

I feel so sick right now

Whoever goes the longest without commiting male sodomy wins the contest! says:

Oh my god, I can't believe how disgusting those balls were in that horrible shit video

Whoever goes the longest without commiting male sodomy wins the contest! says:

holy shit that was fucking disgusting

Whoever goes the longest without commiting male sodomy wins the contest! says:

don't send shit like that shit anymore

Whoever goes the longest without commiting male sodomy wins the contest! says:

I seriously feel like I'm about to fucking puke you son of a bitch piece of dumbass

Whoever goes the longest without commiting male sodomy wins the contest! says:

oh my god I feel so fucking sick

Whoever goes the longest without commiting male sodomy wins the contest! says:

you asshole you are going to make me pue my balls out through my throat

Whoever goes the longest without commiting male sodomy wins the contest! says:

Fuck man, ughh

Whoever goes the longest without commiting male sodomy wins the contest! says:

I feel so sick right now

Whoever goes the longest without commiting male sodomy wins the contest! says:

Oh my god, I can't believe how disgusting those balls were in that horrible shit video

Whoever goes the longest without commiting male sodomy wins the contest! says:

Giant sickening sperm sacs

8:19 PM - 134 views - 2 eprops - 1 comment - email it

Sunday, November 19, 2006

Subtle, Over the Top, or Real. Anything in between the three sucks. says:

Oh, get me away from here, I'm dyin'

Feeling Soft and Feeling Sluggish says:

stop being a fag boy and suck it up

Feeling Soft and Feeling Sluggish says:

your life is easy cheese right nowz

Feeling Soft and Feeling Sluggish says:

you fig feg

Subtle, Over the Top, or Real. Anything in between the three sucks. says:

gayass

Subtle, Over the Top, or Real. Anything in between the three sucks. says:

dumbshit

Subtle, Over the Top, or Real. Anything in between the three sucks. says:

life ain't so easy. I've got no more money and rent is due soon

Feeling Soft and Feeling Sluggish says:

you had a while to get a new job

Subtle, Over the Top, or Real. Anything in between the three sucks. says:

I wish I hadn't done anything about the whole assault thing and just immediately gotten a job

Subtle, Over the Top, or Real. Anything in between the three sucks. says:

I wasn't allowed through the bwc to get a new job until like a week ago. I wasn't medically released. thats why I had to see the doctor so many times

Feeling Soft and Feeling Sluggish says:

wheres this unemployment money????

Feeling Soft and Feeling Sluggish says:

excuses excuses

Subtle, Over the Top, or Real. Anything in between the three sucks. says:

there wil be no unemployment monmey jordo, I was employed for 5 months, you have to be employed 6 for unemployment

Subtle, Over the Top, or Real. Anything in between the three sucks. says:

Fuck you, don't accuse me

Feeling Soft and Feeling Sluggish says:

acuse you of what fig feg?

Subtle, Over the Top, or Real. Anything in between the three sucks. says:

I'm doing the fucking best I can

Subtle, Over the Top, or Real. Anything in between the three sucks. says:

giving excuses

Feeling Soft and Feeling Sluggish says:

then why cant you get back home?

Feeling Soft and Feeling Sluggish says:

surely the best would get you home

Subtle, Over the Top, or Real. Anything in between the three sucks. says:

Because I'm 20 miles away and at my sisters with no car

Subtle, Over the Top, or Real. Anything in between the three sucks. says:

and no one is home until tommorow

You have just sent a Nudge!

Subtle, Over the Top, or Real. Anything in between the three sucks. says:

tryin to make me out to be a worthless freeloader with an easy ride, that's fucking bullshit

Feeling Soft and Feeling Sluggish says:

is that what im really doing panama jack?

Subtle, Over the Top, or Real. Anything in between the three sucks. says:

you said I keep giving excusaes

Subtle, Over the Top, or Real. Anything in between the three sucks. says:

so yes

Feeling Soft and Feeling Sluggish says:

and you gave me some BS about how youre stuck and how you dont have money

Feeling Soft and Feeling Sluggish says:

BS=excuses

Subtle, Over the Top, or Real. Anything in between the three sucks. says:

any excuse is bullshit? No dummy, if an excuse is correct it's a fucking explanation.

Subtle, Over the Top, or Real. Anything in between the three sucks. says:

rigggghhhhhtttt?

You have just sent a Nudge!

Feeling Soft and Feeling Sluggish says:

is it fig feg

4:54 PM - 1 view - 1 eprop - 1 comment - email it

Monday, November 13, 2006

Dear Friend,

I once again try to notify you as my earlier letter was returned undelivered,i hereby attempt to reach you again by this same email address.

I am Mr.Kenneth Philip ,I work with the Securicor Security & Finance as an account officer in the Treasury/Credit Control Unit. I was the accounting officer of our late client , who died in with his wife and their only son were involved in a car accindent.

After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to track his last name over the Internet, to locate any member of his family hence I contacted you.

I have contacted you to assist in repatriating the assets and Capital valued at £25,540.000.00 Million Pounds left behind by my client before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by the share holders of this Bank, so that they can share his funds as dividends amongst themselves.

The Bank has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have the account confiscated within the next fourteen official working days. Because as at the
time of his demise I was his accounting officer, but have since been promoted to the position of Treasury/Credit Control Unit, ever since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for sometime now, I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin to the deceased since you have the same last names, so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you.
Therefore, on receipt of your positive response, we shall then discuss modalities for transfer.

As soon as I recieve an acknowledgement of your acceptance, I will furnish you with the necessary modalities of the transaction. I assure you that this transcaction is 100% risk free, and as soon as we succeed in getting this funds to your account, The money will be shared on a 50, 50 basis............... I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law.

I am waiting to hear from you soon.
Email:infoalert4_kennethphils@yahoo.co.uk
Best regards,

Mr.Kenneth Philip

Looks like I'm rich now.

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